I swear these little varmints are driving me up the wall! I've tried killing them, but they just keep coming back. It's like they have apermanent/lifelong/never-ending lease on my apartment/house/room. I'm so tired/fed up/exhausted of waking up with stings all over me. I need to find/discover/locate a solution before I lose it/snap/go crazy!

• I should call an exterminator.
• They're bed bugs are the worst/evilest.
• Don't know if I can live like this anymore.

Those Bed Bugs!

You find them scuttling in the most secluded corners of your house. They bite you while you rest. And they spread like wildfire, leaving you scratching in rage. Fuck those bed bugs! I'm telling you, this infestation are the absolute worst kind of roommates. You won't trust a used couch anymore. And forget about having guests over. They'll just end up with itchy welts all over their legs. Seriously, fuck those bed bugs!Let's be real, they suck!Screw those bloodsuckers! It's a war that never ends.

Wipe Out Those Bed Bugs!

These blood-sucking monsters are ruining our sleep. They appear out of thin air and they're tough to get rid of. Don't let them win to a bed bug infestation. We need to fight back against these tiny terrors. It's time to declare war.

Let's discuss solutions to destroy these bed bugs. Victory is within our grasp!

Bed Bug Apocalypse!

The bugs are here, and they're multiplying faster than you can say "insecticide". Your mattress is no longer a safe haven, but a battleground. Every night, you toss and turn, terrified, wondering if you'll more info be bitten.

The media are flooded with stories of these relentless creatures. Experts are sounding the alarm, but is it too late?

Your best strategy? A mixture of diligence, prevention, and maybe a good old-fashioned flamethrower. We're in this fight for our lives, folks.

Damn Bed Bugs Are Back!

It's getting grim out there folks. Those little bloodsuckers, the bed bugs, are back with a vengeance. They're infesting into homes faster than you can say "itchy bites". You should be careful. Check your furniture, inspect your luggage after travel and wash your clothes in hot water. Don't let these biters take over!

Those Fucking Bed Bugs

Dude, I/You/We am so fucking pissed off about these bed bugs. They're/It's/He's like a nightmare come to life, crawling all over the place and biting me/us/everyone. My/Our/Their mattress is basically a buffet for these little freaks, and I can't get a good night's sleep.

I've tried/We've tried/They've tried everything to get rid of/kill/eliminate them, but they just keep coming back. It's/This is/That is like they're winning/a losing battle/an endless war.

I swear, if I see one more bed bug, I'm going to lose it.